Okay, I swear that this link actually works. I'm currently working on the best ways to capture this and convert it, etc. But I don't know enough about computers to know what I'm doing. Any suggestions?

The better Mo Test.

I tell you, the machine next to me is such a tramp, I can't get over it. Any stranger that walks by barely has to look at her before she'll let them fill her coin slot, and then she groans and squeaks and shoots out a whole lotta something I can't see from here, but I doubt I want to. I wish I had a mouth, or even legs for that matter. I'd complain to building management. You shouldn't be allowed to behave like that in public.

Maybe I'm just getting old, I don't know. I still think that a well-behaved vending machine should show a little more discretion when it comes to letting someone get half their arm into, you know, down there. I've even seen her let kids jam a bunch of coins in for the chance to rummage around south of the border, and that's just not right.

Obviously she's pretty insecure, she keeps giving gifts to get people to stick around longer. Nothing big, a drink here and there, but it's kinda sad really, 'cause they don't even look at her again after they get what they want.

You crazy kids, here's a link for you to follow. Hopefully, it's a teaser of things to come. If I can figure out how to do it! Damn computers!

A Taste of Mo.

Finally, lenny understood his visit to his neighbor's pool party....even after the "incident".

So, what now?

Mike, I can't put comments on your new blog! I'm fairly certain this is not me being stupid, although that can never be ruled out.
Long live Mo!
I wish we had taken pictures of those posters we put up in school. That was the best waste of time ever, and that includes everything else high school has to offer.

Gosh, it took me long enough!

All is well in the world! The Sully has finally arrived, after months of exile, having come careening across the endless oceans on the backs of Venezualan Beavers and Oregon Llamas. Thanks for the petition, it really went down well with the boys at Guatanamo Bay, they read it and stopped torturing me a mere 12 hours later. And then they set me free! Suckers! Don't they know we already have a plan set in motion to take over the world? And ten years later, we find ourselves with a plan that will still work! Cuba is still step one, and pulling it off is even easier than before, what with ol' Castro laid up. And all those terrorist groups we were gonna start and use as foot soldiers and patsies have been created already. This is a great time for the Moumvirate to reunite. It's also a great time to hate America!

It begins.